Is Your Kung-Fu Strong Enough?

A pair of martial artist sisters in China have been having trouble finding a suitor whose kung-fu is strong enough to be worthy of them, it seems, so they've arranged a tournament for would-be suitors.  Only those strong enough to make it through the tourney, and then best them in one-on-one combat, win their masks...  And their hands in marriage.

Avoid, rather than hug.  Hug, rather than kiss.  Kiss, rather than fondle.  Fondle, rather than...  well, you get where I'm going with this, oui?

As unbelievably awesome as this sounds, I'm not making any of this up.


And what might be the best typo of all time:

Marital arts experts Xiao Lin, 22, and little sister Yin, 21

Then again, maybe it wasn't a typo?