I think I've gotten my feet under me in terms of running this system. The hard part, of course, isn't the rules - those are actually fairly simple - but the whole attitude Nobilis requires. Thinking in such an epic manner is that easy, not right out of the gate...
Okay, scratch that. I've got an easy time with epic - most of the games I run are pretty epic, after all. It's all save the world/universe/multiverse stuff with my campaigns... It's just, I'm so used to building up to that. The big climactic battle against the evil overlord is the climax of the entire campaign. With Nobilis, the evil overlord is what Nobles eat for breakfast. They don't even break a sweat.
So, when the PCs finally made their way to the Hydra of Lerna (posing as the street gang the Sons of Tythos), I knew going into it that the monster didn't pose much of a threat. His only function was to 1) eat up some miracle points, and 2) act as the big bang of the opening act for the second story.
Also - lesser creation is king. Most PCs with a decent estate who can pull off a lesser creation as a simple miracle can get through any non-miraculous challenges without even really having to think about it too hard.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
New Marvel vs. Capcom game!
During my time in Vancouver, I lived across the street from a mall. In this mall was an ill-planned comic book shop (I say ill-planned because in my entirely anecdotal experience, comic shops never last long when they have to pay mall-scale rent fees), and in this shop were two arcade games. Every Saturday I'd convert a few bucks from my paycheck into quarters and while away the hours playing on one of the machines: Marvel vs. Capcom.
I'd usually use Cammy and either Dr. Doom or Spider-Man. I was an upper-middle-tier player - good enough that a lot of other players would have to really work for it to give me a run for my money, but I'd still get creamed by the really great players. The best regular player I recall at that machine was a shy korean girl maybe 13 years old who spoke english haltingly, and preferred Ryu/Juggernaught. She was pretty much the undisputed champion of that particular machine, winning about 9 games out of ten even against the other truly great players.
Thinking about the game brings back memories. It was during the latter days of the fighting game craze, and just before arcades in general started to become a dying breed.
Anyway, it seems they're putting out a new version after a very long hiatus. You can watch the trailer here. I have to be honest, I'm not too keen on it, but I'm hopeful that the game will be a lot of fun regardless.
Confirmed characters: Ryu, Chris Redfield, Morrigan, Hulk, Wolverine, and Iron Man.
Likely characters: Chun-Li, Dante, Felicia, Captain America, Deadpool, and Super-Skrull.
I'd usually use Cammy and either Dr. Doom or Spider-Man. I was an upper-middle-tier player - good enough that a lot of other players would have to really work for it to give me a run for my money, but I'd still get creamed by the really great players. The best regular player I recall at that machine was a shy korean girl maybe 13 years old who spoke english haltingly, and preferred Ryu/Juggernaught. She was pretty much the undisputed champion of that particular machine, winning about 9 games out of ten even against the other truly great players.
Thinking about the game brings back memories. It was during the latter days of the fighting game craze, and just before arcades in general started to become a dying breed.
Anyway, it seems they're putting out a new version after a very long hiatus. You can watch the trailer here. I have to be honest, I'm not too keen on it, but I'm hopeful that the game will be a lot of fun regardless.
Confirmed characters: Ryu, Chris Redfield, Morrigan, Hulk, Wolverine, and Iron Man.
Likely characters: Chun-Li, Dante, Felicia, Captain America, Deadpool, and Super-Skrull.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
Given just how beloved our own home-grown fraudster is around these parts, somehow I suspect that Conrad Black's support of Sarah Thompson in Toronto's upcoming mayoral race isn't doing her any favours.
In fact, if I were any more paranoid, I'd also suspect that Conrad Black knows this, and is backing her simply to ensure she doesn't get elected. But I'm not that paranoid; I think Black's just a touch delusional, shall we say, about his public image.
In fact, if I were any more paranoid, I'd also suspect that Conrad Black knows this, and is backing her simply to ensure she doesn't get elected. But I'm not that paranoid; I think Black's just a touch delusional, shall we say, about his public image.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Klepto Octopus
Those of you who know me likely know my fascination with Octopuses. They're fascinating, extremely intelligent creatures who suffer from a tragically short life-span. Some are poisonous. Some have spinning meat hooks. Some keep gardens.
And, apparently, some are photography enthusiasts.
And, apparently, some are photography enthusiasts.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Learning Curve
As of last night, I'm two sessions into a Nobilis campaign. There's a pretty steep learning curve involved, I've found.
It's very different from traditional RPGs simply by virtue of how powerful the PCs are; they have vast, cosmic, god-like abilities that make things like a straightforward mystery almost (but not entirely) pointless. If a player wants his character to do something, then chances are he'll do it, and probably in a much shorter time than anyone expected. But on the other hand, I can't go the lazy Burning Wheel route of leaving things in the hands of players to figure out what happens next, because the storybuilding power is left in the hands of the HG like in most traditional games. Thus, the challenges involved are fairly unique to me.
For example, I went into the game with a list of events. These were mostly unconnected, random "stuff that could happen" based on the bits and pieces of the setting that I've thrown together so far. Weird stuff is supposed to happen to anchors, so I had the Anchored-son of the Power of the Lost (a real estate mogul) sink a lot of his assets into a golf course that happened to have been built on ye ole Indian burial ground, and something happened recently to anger the spirits that rested there. Fairly cliche, I know, but it was just one thing in my list.
In a standard game like DnD, this sort of thing could take up an entire session or more, depending on how it's played out. In Nobilis, resolving the issue took maybe twenty minutes of solid play spread out among various scenes, because as soon as the idea occurred to them that the Power of Music could simply sing a dirge to the spirits that would put them back to rest, that was it. They never learned the source of the troubles (though they could have with very little effort), and I suspect they didn't really care. They just wanted the problem to go away, so away it went.
At first, I was a touch disappointed at how simply the problem was resolved, but then it occurred to me that this is one of the strengths of Nobilis. Because of the power levels involved, players can do away with or resolve those plot elements that don't interest them fairly quickly, allowing them to focus primarily on those elements that they DO find fun. Feature, not bug.
There's another advantage of the power scales involved in Nobilis, one which I was aware of going into it. When I run DnD games, if I think up some plot obstacle or what-have-you, I always think up at least one means of overcoming it. During play, of course, I'm open to alternative means that players might think up, but I make sure to come up with a default solution just to ensure I haven't inadvertantly created an insoluble problem.
I never have to do that with Nobilis, because no matter the obstacle, the PCs are able to overcome it. It's just the nature of the game and the characters therein.
(Burning Wheel is similar, but for very different reasons; it's just got all kinds of GM-time-saving features built into it, whereas Nobilis definitely doesn't.)
It's very different from traditional RPGs simply by virtue of how powerful the PCs are; they have vast, cosmic, god-like abilities that make things like a straightforward mystery almost (but not entirely) pointless. If a player wants his character to do something, then chances are he'll do it, and probably in a much shorter time than anyone expected. But on the other hand, I can't go the lazy Burning Wheel route of leaving things in the hands of players to figure out what happens next, because the storybuilding power is left in the hands of the HG like in most traditional games. Thus, the challenges involved are fairly unique to me.
For example, I went into the game with a list of events. These were mostly unconnected, random "stuff that could happen" based on the bits and pieces of the setting that I've thrown together so far. Weird stuff is supposed to happen to anchors, so I had the Anchored-son of the Power of the Lost (a real estate mogul) sink a lot of his assets into a golf course that happened to have been built on ye ole Indian burial ground, and something happened recently to anger the spirits that rested there. Fairly cliche, I know, but it was just one thing in my list.
In a standard game like DnD, this sort of thing could take up an entire session or more, depending on how it's played out. In Nobilis, resolving the issue took maybe twenty minutes of solid play spread out among various scenes, because as soon as the idea occurred to them that the Power of Music could simply sing a dirge to the spirits that would put them back to rest, that was it. They never learned the source of the troubles (though they could have with very little effort), and I suspect they didn't really care. They just wanted the problem to go away, so away it went.
At first, I was a touch disappointed at how simply the problem was resolved, but then it occurred to me that this is one of the strengths of Nobilis. Because of the power levels involved, players can do away with or resolve those plot elements that don't interest them fairly quickly, allowing them to focus primarily on those elements that they DO find fun. Feature, not bug.
There's another advantage of the power scales involved in Nobilis, one which I was aware of going into it. When I run DnD games, if I think up some plot obstacle or what-have-you, I always think up at least one means of overcoming it. During play, of course, I'm open to alternative means that players might think up, but I make sure to come up with a default solution just to ensure I haven't inadvertantly created an insoluble problem.
I never have to do that with Nobilis, because no matter the obstacle, the PCs are able to overcome it. It's just the nature of the game and the characters therein.
(Burning Wheel is similar, but for very different reasons; it's just got all kinds of GM-time-saving features built into it, whereas Nobilis definitely doesn't.)
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Got back home yesterday. Sadly, my Mama Juana was confiscated by customs due to the ignorance of the customs woman - if it was alcohol in the bottle (which it was), then it would have been fine, but according to her it "didn't smell like any alcohol I know." *sigh*
So, that was disappointing.
I didn't quite make my goal of having one of every drink on the menu; I was a couple drinks short when I decided to call it quits.
Now, I'm going to spend some time with my pet rat, Sappho, who I'm told has been missing me.
(FINAL) DAILY DRINK TALLY:
-1 Marco Polo
-1 Paralyze (couldn't finish it - tasted too much like coffee.)
-1 Dominican Margarita
-1 Sombrero (again, too much coffee flavour)
-1 Planter's Punch
-1 Cuba Libre (fancy name for rum & coke)
-1 Santo Libre
-1 Pina Colada
-1 Sex on the Beach
-1 Bloody Mary
-1 Gin & Tonic
-1 Gimlet
-1 Long Island Iced Tea
-1 Pink Lady
So, that was disappointing.
I didn't quite make my goal of having one of every drink on the menu; I was a couple drinks short when I decided to call it quits.
Now, I'm going to spend some time with my pet rat, Sappho, who I'm told has been missing me.
(FINAL) DAILY DRINK TALLY:
-1 Marco Polo
-1 Paralyze (couldn't finish it - tasted too much like coffee.)
-1 Dominican Margarita
-1 Sombrero (again, too much coffee flavour)
-1 Planter's Punch
-1 Cuba Libre (fancy name for rum & coke)
-1 Santo Libre
-1 Pina Colada
-1 Sex on the Beach
-1 Bloody Mary
-1 Gin & Tonic
-1 Gimlet
-1 Long Island Iced Tea
-1 Pink Lady
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Day 6
I was supposed to go to the Bravissimo vegas show tonight, but the bus never showed. To be honest, I don't mind much - I'm pretty beat from all the touring I've done prior, and it saves me the money I would have spent at the casino (though, with my track record at casinos, I probably would have tripled or quadrupled what I took there.) I'll talk to the tour person tomorrow about getting a refund.
Instead, I'm taking this time to update my blog, relax, and work more on the drink menu. Oh, and lamenting having lost my watch on the beach. That was a pretty dumb move on my part. Still, I've found I really like Gazebos.
I did get a couple of photos of the casino exterior yesterday while I was at Ocean World, in case anyone was curious.
I won't be posting anything tomorrow. I'll be spending the entire day at the beach and lounging around at the resort, anyway. This trip has been amazing - I'm glad to have been able to get away from everything familiar, and to have so many once-in-a-lifetime experiences. Still, I think I'm just about ready to go home.
DAILY DRINK TALLY:
-1 Rob Roy
-1 Bubble Love
-1 Bronx
-1 Captain Morgan
-2 Gazebo
-1 Banana Mama
-1 Boulevard
-1 Passionfruit Daquiri
Instead, I'm taking this time to update my blog, relax, and work more on the drink menu. Oh, and lamenting having lost my watch on the beach. That was a pretty dumb move on my part. Still, I've found I really like Gazebos.
I did get a couple of photos of the casino exterior yesterday while I was at Ocean World, in case anyone was curious.
I won't be posting anything tomorrow. I'll be spending the entire day at the beach and lounging around at the resort, anyway. This trip has been amazing - I'm glad to have been able to get away from everything familiar, and to have so many once-in-a-lifetime experiences. Still, I think I'm just about ready to go home.
DAILY DRINK TALLY:
-1 Rob Roy
-1 Bubble Love
-1 Bronx
-1 Captain Morgan
-2 Gazebo
-1 Banana Mama
-1 Boulevard
-1 Passionfruit Daquiri
Day 5
I swam with dolphins, bitches! It was completely manly!
Dolphins are made of pure muscle. Well, okay, that not quite true - there`s blubber there, too. But those bastards are strong - if they shake their tail fluke the wrong way and your hand happens to be there, you`ve got a shattered hand. And they`re like torpedoes, too.
The prices at Ocean World were ridiculous, by which I mean pretty much exactly the same as Marine Land in Ontario.
Also, you'll note I didn't have any rum & coke today. This is very remarkable, given the reason I didn't have any is because no one offered me any. Why is THAT remarkable? Well, rum is dirt-cheap, and the locals drink it like folks back home drink water... Which makes sense, given that it's a lot safer than water. Drink any non-bottled water here, and you'll wish it had killed you. You're not even supposed to brush your teeth with the stuff, for fear of swallowing any accidentally.
Many of the locals drink rum straight. Most tourists don't or can't, though, so they offer it mixed with coke. But today? Nobody offered any. So I drank other stuff, instead.
Oh, and the bus driver's name was, apparently, Nelson Mandela. Also, I've been given three different populations for the city of Puerto Plata by different tour guides - 175K, 375K, and 500K. No idea who`s right.
DAILY DRINK TALLY:
-1 Yellow Bird
-1 Margarita
-1 Playa Dorada
-1 Santo Domungo
-1 Bombay Special
-1 Bronx
-1 Vodka Cranberry
-1 Coco Loco
Dolphins are made of pure muscle. Well, okay, that not quite true - there`s blubber there, too. But those bastards are strong - if they shake their tail fluke the wrong way and your hand happens to be there, you`ve got a shattered hand. And they`re like torpedoes, too.
The prices at Ocean World were ridiculous, by which I mean pretty much exactly the same as Marine Land in Ontario.
Also, you'll note I didn't have any rum & coke today. This is very remarkable, given the reason I didn't have any is because no one offered me any. Why is THAT remarkable? Well, rum is dirt-cheap, and the locals drink it like folks back home drink water... Which makes sense, given that it's a lot safer than water. Drink any non-bottled water here, and you'll wish it had killed you. You're not even supposed to brush your teeth with the stuff, for fear of swallowing any accidentally.
Many of the locals drink rum straight. Most tourists don't or can't, though, so they offer it mixed with coke. But today? Nobody offered any. So I drank other stuff, instead.
Oh, and the bus driver's name was, apparently, Nelson Mandela. Also, I've been given three different populations for the city of Puerto Plata by different tour guides - 175K, 375K, and 500K. No idea who`s right.
DAILY DRINK TALLY:
-1 Yellow Bird
-1 Margarita
-1 Playa Dorada
-1 Santo Domungo
-1 Bombay Special
-1 Bronx
-1 Vodka Cranberry
-1 Coco Loco
Day 4 (Continued)
After I posted previously, a sudden tropical thunderstorm descended upon the resort. It was awesome, in both its contemporary and its classical meanings.
Also, all the walking around I did, I ended up with a blister on my pinky toe. That's a lot less awesome (again, in both senses of the word).
So, that was quite an experience, the safari jungle tour.
Granted, it could have been better described as "rural farm tour," but given that the farms and such were in the jungle, I think the description was accurate if a touch misleading.
It was interesting to scratch beneath the surface of the regular tourist areas, that's for sure. If I thought the poverty was apparent before... Wow. We visited one of the better-off farms (in no small part, no doubt, thanks to the deal the family made with the tour company,) where three buildings with a total of five rooms housed fifteen people.
Given this family was able to afford electricity via some solar panels - enough to power their stove, a television, and a radio, at the very least - I can only imagine how some of the surrounding families lived.
Here's their outhouse...
...and their shower.
There, I got to try home-made Mama Juana, and I had the best hot chocolate I've ever had in my life, bar none.
It was made from scratch; the woman who made it shaved the cocoa, mixed it with cinnamon, then added cane sugar and boiling water. Everything was made right there on her farm. I can only imagine how good it would have tasted with milk instead of water.
Here's the family's coffee-maker.
We visited a school that's funded in large part by profits from the tour itself, as well, and stopped at a beach for horseback riding.
That's right, I went horseback riding for the second time in my life. I enjoyed it a great deal more than I did the first time - maybe now that I'm older, I can appreciate such things more? Dunno. Anyway, the horses we were given were pretty damn skinny, and in theory were trained to follow the horses ahead of them, while the professional riders lead the group along a trail. I say in theory because my horse kept deciding he didn't want to do any of this following business, so I had to work to keep him on-track.
Also, we visited a cigar factory, and much like the jewellery factory the day before, it's not really the sort of thing one associates with the word "factory," at least not when you come from a Canadian context. The building only had a single wall. If I smoked cigars, I might have taken more of an interest, but I don't so I didn't.
I mentioned that there was lots of rum, yes? Well, yeah. Lots of rum. It should be noted that drinking in vehicles is not allowed, but it IS permitted. I even had some coconut rum, by which I mean rum in a coconut with some lime.
The entire trip suffered from periodic downpours of rain throughout the day, but all in all it didn't bother any of us too much.
Oh, two final notes...
Even in the middle of nowhere, you can't get away from politics...
...and that Walter guy, I got it wrong. His name's Walter Musa, and Sindico is, I think, the position he's going for.
DAILY DRINK TALLY:
-4 Rum and Coke
-1 Rum and Sprite
-1 Mama Juana
-1 Waterfall
-1 Tequila Sunrise
Also, all the walking around I did, I ended up with a blister on my pinky toe. That's a lot less awesome (again, in both senses of the word).
So, that was quite an experience, the safari jungle tour.
Granted, it could have been better described as "rural farm tour," but given that the farms and such were in the jungle, I think the description was accurate if a touch misleading.
It was interesting to scratch beneath the surface of the regular tourist areas, that's for sure. If I thought the poverty was apparent before... Wow. We visited one of the better-off farms (in no small part, no doubt, thanks to the deal the family made with the tour company,) where three buildings with a total of five rooms housed fifteen people.
Given this family was able to afford electricity via some solar panels - enough to power their stove, a television, and a radio, at the very least - I can only imagine how some of the surrounding families lived.
Here's their outhouse...
...and their shower.
There, I got to try home-made Mama Juana, and I had the best hot chocolate I've ever had in my life, bar none.
It was made from scratch; the woman who made it shaved the cocoa, mixed it with cinnamon, then added cane sugar and boiling water. Everything was made right there on her farm. I can only imagine how good it would have tasted with milk instead of water.
Here's the family's coffee-maker.
We visited a school that's funded in large part by profits from the tour itself, as well, and stopped at a beach for horseback riding.
That's right, I went horseback riding for the second time in my life. I enjoyed it a great deal more than I did the first time - maybe now that I'm older, I can appreciate such things more? Dunno. Anyway, the horses we were given were pretty damn skinny, and in theory were trained to follow the horses ahead of them, while the professional riders lead the group along a trail. I say in theory because my horse kept deciding he didn't want to do any of this following business, so I had to work to keep him on-track.
Also, we visited a cigar factory, and much like the jewellery factory the day before, it's not really the sort of thing one associates with the word "factory," at least not when you come from a Canadian context. The building only had a single wall. If I smoked cigars, I might have taken more of an interest, but I don't so I didn't.
I mentioned that there was lots of rum, yes? Well, yeah. Lots of rum. It should be noted that drinking in vehicles is not allowed, but it IS permitted. I even had some coconut rum, by which I mean rum in a coconut with some lime.
The entire trip suffered from periodic downpours of rain throughout the day, but all in all it didn't bother any of us too much.
Oh, two final notes...
Even in the middle of nowhere, you can't get away from politics...
...and that Walter guy, I got it wrong. His name's Walter Musa, and Sindico is, I think, the position he's going for.
DAILY DRINK TALLY:
-4 Rum and Coke
-1 Rum and Sprite
-1 Mama Juana
-1 Waterfall
-1 Tequila Sunrise
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Day 4
A truckful of tourists + back jungle roads + old truck + lots of rum + tour that lasts from 8:30 to 5:00 = a very tired Jesse with a very sore butt. I'm keeping this super-short for now, but I'll post the pics and my thoughts at some point tomorrow.
Good news and bad news.
Bad news: The camera I'm using (thanks, Kelly) stopped working quite right today, about the time I got to the cigar "factory." It still takes photos fine, but the screen doesn't show anything so I'm basically shooting blind. I may start bringing my phone along to use for important shots - it may not be that great resolution (2 megapixels vs. 8 megapixels for the camera), it's a lot more awkward to use, and I can't immediately upload pics to my computer, but sometimes you need to be double-sure you're getting the shot you want.
The good news is that most of the photos I shot blind turned out pretty good, and contrary to my initial fears the camera still works fine - it's just the camera-screen that's become useless.
Oh, and I had some home-made Mama Juana - way better than the store-bought stuff, and even better, you can reuse the bottles to make your own! I bought one bottle for this reason for 550 pesos (around $16-17 CND). The bottles last quite a while - the stuff I tried (super-smooth) was from a 5-year-old bottle, and the older it gets the smoother it tastes. A single batch takes about two weeks to prepare.
Everyone assures me that customs considers it medicine akin to cough syrum - I'm skeptical, but I'm allowed to bring back two bottles of booze so even if they view the Mama Juana as alcohol I should be good.
Good news and bad news.
Bad news: The camera I'm using (thanks, Kelly) stopped working quite right today, about the time I got to the cigar "factory." It still takes photos fine, but the screen doesn't show anything so I'm basically shooting blind. I may start bringing my phone along to use for important shots - it may not be that great resolution (2 megapixels vs. 8 megapixels for the camera), it's a lot more awkward to use, and I can't immediately upload pics to my computer, but sometimes you need to be double-sure you're getting the shot you want.
The good news is that most of the photos I shot blind turned out pretty good, and contrary to my initial fears the camera still works fine - it's just the camera-screen that's become useless.
Oh, and I had some home-made Mama Juana - way better than the store-bought stuff, and even better, you can reuse the bottles to make your own! I bought one bottle for this reason for 550 pesos (around $16-17 CND). The bottles last quite a while - the stuff I tried (super-smooth) was from a 5-year-old bottle, and the older it gets the smoother it tastes. A single batch takes about two weeks to prepare.
Everyone assures me that customs considers it medicine akin to cough syrum - I'm skeptical, but I'm allowed to bring back two bottles of booze so even if they view the Mama Juana as alcohol I should be good.
Day 3 (in full)
The heat! Wow, the heat. I've been to California before, and I'd describe the summer heat there as oppressive. I remember clearly spending most of my time in the pool so that I'd be able to function throughout the day.
California doesn't hold a candle to this heat, believe me.
...
Took the Puerto Plata / Sosua tour today, which started at 8:30 and went until 4 pm. It was a long day.
The first stop was the rum factory. I won't mention much about this, since we weren't allowed to take pictures of the factory interior, and without that it's not particularly interesting. 3rd largest rum company in the world. Here's some museum-piece rum-making equipment on display outside the factory.
Second stop was the Amber museum. This guy greets you on the way in.
Sadly, I didn't get many pics worth sharing there, because the tour guide moved a bit quickly for me, and the photos I did take had problems with the glare off the display cases. This one turned out kinda-sorta okay, though:
A statue of a god (cemi) by the name of Taino, apparently.
While there, I learned how to tell the difference between real and fake amber, since (apparetly) a lot of people try to sell fake stuff to the gullible. Amber, being petrified tree sap, should be quite light - much lighter than glass. Plastic is of similar weight, but if you drop plastic and amber in salt water, the plastic will sink while the amber floats.
I didn't buy anything here. I really drooled over this amber chessboard...
...but it was a wee bit out of my price range.
(Actually, despite the fact this was a shopping tour, I only bought one thing all day... A small mask at the cost of a little over $10 CND. I guess nothing else really grabbed me.)
While there, I also encountered Mama Juana, which is the national drink of the DomRep.
When a local pronounces it, it comes out very similar to "marajuana," and I'm sure tour guides get awfully tired at laughing at tourists' oh-so-clever observations to this fact since EVERYONE makes the joke. Anyway, this drink seems like kind of an alcoholic snake-oil, in that it's hailed as a cure all. Headaches? Cures it. Stomach problems? Drink up. Dizziness, heat exhaustion? Mama to the rescue. Seriously, the list of stuff it's supposed to cure is as long as my arm.
Apparently, there *is* medicine in it - at least enough that customs considers it medicine rather than alcohol, despite the fact that it's 1/3 wine and 1/3 rum - but I just found the whole thing a little hard to swallow, pun intended. I tried a glass of the stuff - tasted kinda like vermouthe, that is to say, not good at all.
From there, we travelled to the Puerto Plata fort, which was a 400-plus year old structure that held some importance in DomRep gaining independence from the Spanish. Some guy by the name of General Gregorio Luperon also had something to do with the place, I guess.
(Yes, I'm only feigning ignorance - I actually paid attention to our tour guide.) Note the paintings laid out on the grass outside the fort - those were goods sales folk tried to sell us as we walked from the bus to the fort proper. About eight salespeople, in total. Plus a salesdonkey.
The interior was pretty interesting, in no small part because of this...
That door's only a little over a metre tall. Why make it so short? Well, invaders would have to crouch to get through, allowing fort defenders to take a swipe at their heads/necks with one of these...
Nasty.
But it's not all gruesome death and memories thereof at the fort. Love lives here, too!
Also stopped at the Puerto Plata central plaza...
The Puerto Plata cathedral is here - got some nice shots, though one came out disappointingly fuzzy. Here's two of the better ones, one exterior and one interior:
The tour bus took us through a jewellery factory (which wasn't much of a "factory," exactly, but I'm sure is normal for the jewellery industry), past some houses of the rich - including one of the Mets, but I'm not a baseball fan so the name's forgotten now...
...through the middle class shopping districts..
.
...and into the poor section of town.
I actually took a lot more photos of the poor areas, but I had to discard most of them because I'm not so good at taking pics from a moving bus, it turns out.
The minimum wage in the country amounts to about $200 USD per month, so as you can imagine there's plenty of poverty. It was remarkable, though, to see how cheerful and friendly these people were - they had next to nothing, but they smiled and waved at us as we drove by. They weren't selling anything, and even if they were we weren't buying, but that didn't matter - they seemed genuinely happy to see us in their neighbourhood. Not the sort of reaction you'd expect. Or maybe it's just not the sort of reaction I'd expect.
Finally, we went to the Sosua beach market.
Just like it sounds, this is a market on a public beach - a bunch of stores all lined up just inside the tree cover. The stores are numbered - most of them anyway - starting at 1 and going until well over 200.
Walking the length of the market, you get a lot of hard sells. Make eye contact, and they're trying their darnedest to sell you something, or at least get you to sit down at their table, or failing that at least step into their store for a moment (so they can proceed to sell you something.) All very eager to give you a special deal just for you because you're such a good friend, etc.
The store order tends toward bar, gift shop, gift shop, bar. There's some variation to this - sometimes instead of a gift shop, you'll get a (temporary) tattoo parlor, or a manicurist, or something, and sometimes instead of a bar you'll find an actual restaurant (that also serves booze). Most shops claim to be the "best on the beach" at something or other. As for the gift shops, they're all pretty generic - not a whole lot of variety in what they carry. Here's a pretty typical example:
Note the paintings. Each store has its own bunch of paintings - a pretty popular souvenir, I guess - and they're all hand-painted. Some are quite good, and some shops only deal with art, or even specialize in a particular type of art, like the contemporary (post-modern-ish) art store I saw, or the surrealist gift shop (though that guy did portraits, too).
I noticed something while walking along...
Interesting, though I. But then I started noticing a lot of Canadian flags outside some of the stores. Granted, I didn't think too much about it at first. I mean, there were clearly some Canadians here, that's not too outlandish, right?
But then I started noticing these...
Not the only example of these flags on the beach, I assure you. This is noteworthy because in my tour bus, we were all either 1) Canadian, 2) French-Canadian, or 3) from Switzerland(only two couples, but they were there.) So, when I saw that, I started to get suspicious that somebody'd warned them about us ahead of time.
Then I saw this...
(Forgive the grainy resolution, but I did my best.) At that point, my suspension of disbelief broke and I began laughing. Really? A Habs fan in the Dominican? *Really*? The country never gets snow, for crying out loud - they barely care about baseball, much less hockey.
They'll not just sell you stuff here. They also sell services. Using the bathroom costs 10 or 12 pesos (depending on which bathroom, about 33 cents CND), and they'll even sell you a place to sit next to the beach if you bite.
One of the other fellows on the tour told me about his previous trip here, where a local came up to him and asked, "Want to have a drink at my bar?"
Put on the spot, the tourist assented, and was led to a solitary green plastic lawn table with a single green lawn chair. The local then ran off to the nearest bar (about 30 feet away), bought a beer, and came running back. Sold the beer for twice the price it would have cost to have bought it directly.
Gotta admire that kind of gumption, I suppose, but the storyteller felt kind of grumbly about the whole thing.
Well, if the market's a bit on the disappointing side, the beach isn't.
What's that? Dogs on the beach? SURE WHY NOT!
Hell, why stop at dogs? Throw in some roosters, too!
The resort beach is nicer if you just take the beach into account, but honestly the public beach has a "vigorously alive" factor that gives it its own appeal. I had a lot of fun just watching all the people out enjoying themselves.
One last thing... An example of one of those local politicos with a name that seems oddly WASPY-y:
Walter Sindico. I expect he's going to win whatever it is he's running for, given that his posters are plastered practically all over the place.
DAILY DRINK TALLY:
-3 Rum and Coke
-1 shot Rum (straight)
-1 shot Mama Juana
-1 Noche de Acapulco
-1 Passion Tropical
-1 Blue Margarita
California doesn't hold a candle to this heat, believe me.
...
Took the Puerto Plata / Sosua tour today, which started at 8:30 and went until 4 pm. It was a long day.
The first stop was the rum factory. I won't mention much about this, since we weren't allowed to take pictures of the factory interior, and without that it's not particularly interesting. 3rd largest rum company in the world. Here's some museum-piece rum-making equipment on display outside the factory.
Second stop was the Amber museum. This guy greets you on the way in.
Sadly, I didn't get many pics worth sharing there, because the tour guide moved a bit quickly for me, and the photos I did take had problems with the glare off the display cases. This one turned out kinda-sorta okay, though:
A statue of a god (cemi) by the name of Taino, apparently.
While there, I learned how to tell the difference between real and fake amber, since (apparetly) a lot of people try to sell fake stuff to the gullible. Amber, being petrified tree sap, should be quite light - much lighter than glass. Plastic is of similar weight, but if you drop plastic and amber in salt water, the plastic will sink while the amber floats.
I didn't buy anything here. I really drooled over this amber chessboard...
...but it was a wee bit out of my price range.
(Actually, despite the fact this was a shopping tour, I only bought one thing all day... A small mask at the cost of a little over $10 CND. I guess nothing else really grabbed me.)
While there, I also encountered Mama Juana, which is the national drink of the DomRep.
When a local pronounces it, it comes out very similar to "marajuana," and I'm sure tour guides get awfully tired at laughing at tourists' oh-so-clever observations to this fact since EVERYONE makes the joke. Anyway, this drink seems like kind of an alcoholic snake-oil, in that it's hailed as a cure all. Headaches? Cures it. Stomach problems? Drink up. Dizziness, heat exhaustion? Mama to the rescue. Seriously, the list of stuff it's supposed to cure is as long as my arm.
Apparently, there *is* medicine in it - at least enough that customs considers it medicine rather than alcohol, despite the fact that it's 1/3 wine and 1/3 rum - but I just found the whole thing a little hard to swallow, pun intended. I tried a glass of the stuff - tasted kinda like vermouthe, that is to say, not good at all.
From there, we travelled to the Puerto Plata fort, which was a 400-plus year old structure that held some importance in DomRep gaining independence from the Spanish. Some guy by the name of General Gregorio Luperon also had something to do with the place, I guess.
(Yes, I'm only feigning ignorance - I actually paid attention to our tour guide.) Note the paintings laid out on the grass outside the fort - those were goods sales folk tried to sell us as we walked from the bus to the fort proper. About eight salespeople, in total. Plus a salesdonkey.
The interior was pretty interesting, in no small part because of this...
That door's only a little over a metre tall. Why make it so short? Well, invaders would have to crouch to get through, allowing fort defenders to take a swipe at their heads/necks with one of these...
Nasty.
But it's not all gruesome death and memories thereof at the fort. Love lives here, too!
Also stopped at the Puerto Plata central plaza...
The Puerto Plata cathedral is here - got some nice shots, though one came out disappointingly fuzzy. Here's two of the better ones, one exterior and one interior:
The tour bus took us through a jewellery factory (which wasn't much of a "factory," exactly, but I'm sure is normal for the jewellery industry), past some houses of the rich - including one of the Mets, but I'm not a baseball fan so the name's forgotten now...
...through the middle class shopping districts..
.
...and into the poor section of town.
I actually took a lot more photos of the poor areas, but I had to discard most of them because I'm not so good at taking pics from a moving bus, it turns out.
The minimum wage in the country amounts to about $200 USD per month, so as you can imagine there's plenty of poverty. It was remarkable, though, to see how cheerful and friendly these people were - they had next to nothing, but they smiled and waved at us as we drove by. They weren't selling anything, and even if they were we weren't buying, but that didn't matter - they seemed genuinely happy to see us in their neighbourhood. Not the sort of reaction you'd expect. Or maybe it's just not the sort of reaction I'd expect.
Finally, we went to the Sosua beach market.
Just like it sounds, this is a market on a public beach - a bunch of stores all lined up just inside the tree cover. The stores are numbered - most of them anyway - starting at 1 and going until well over 200.
Walking the length of the market, you get a lot of hard sells. Make eye contact, and they're trying their darnedest to sell you something, or at least get you to sit down at their table, or failing that at least step into their store for a moment (so they can proceed to sell you something.) All very eager to give you a special deal just for you because you're such a good friend, etc.
The store order tends toward bar, gift shop, gift shop, bar. There's some variation to this - sometimes instead of a gift shop, you'll get a (temporary) tattoo parlor, or a manicurist, or something, and sometimes instead of a bar you'll find an actual restaurant (that also serves booze). Most shops claim to be the "best on the beach" at something or other. As for the gift shops, they're all pretty generic - not a whole lot of variety in what they carry. Here's a pretty typical example:
Note the paintings. Each store has its own bunch of paintings - a pretty popular souvenir, I guess - and they're all hand-painted. Some are quite good, and some shops only deal with art, or even specialize in a particular type of art, like the contemporary (post-modern-ish) art store I saw, or the surrealist gift shop (though that guy did portraits, too).
I noticed something while walking along...
Interesting, though I. But then I started noticing a lot of Canadian flags outside some of the stores. Granted, I didn't think too much about it at first. I mean, there were clearly some Canadians here, that's not too outlandish, right?
But then I started noticing these...
Not the only example of these flags on the beach, I assure you. This is noteworthy because in my tour bus, we were all either 1) Canadian, 2) French-Canadian, or 3) from Switzerland(only two couples, but they were there.) So, when I saw that, I started to get suspicious that somebody'd warned them about us ahead of time.
Then I saw this...
(Forgive the grainy resolution, but I did my best.) At that point, my suspension of disbelief broke and I began laughing. Really? A Habs fan in the Dominican? *Really*? The country never gets snow, for crying out loud - they barely care about baseball, much less hockey.
They'll not just sell you stuff here. They also sell services. Using the bathroom costs 10 or 12 pesos (depending on which bathroom, about 33 cents CND), and they'll even sell you a place to sit next to the beach if you bite.
One of the other fellows on the tour told me about his previous trip here, where a local came up to him and asked, "Want to have a drink at my bar?"
Put on the spot, the tourist assented, and was led to a solitary green plastic lawn table with a single green lawn chair. The local then ran off to the nearest bar (about 30 feet away), bought a beer, and came running back. Sold the beer for twice the price it would have cost to have bought it directly.
Gotta admire that kind of gumption, I suppose, but the storyteller felt kind of grumbly about the whole thing.
Well, if the market's a bit on the disappointing side, the beach isn't.
What's that? Dogs on the beach? SURE WHY NOT!
Hell, why stop at dogs? Throw in some roosters, too!
The resort beach is nicer if you just take the beach into account, but honestly the public beach has a "vigorously alive" factor that gives it its own appeal. I had a lot of fun just watching all the people out enjoying themselves.
One last thing... An example of one of those local politicos with a name that seems oddly WASPY-y:
Walter Sindico. I expect he's going to win whatever it is he's running for, given that his posters are plastered practically all over the place.
DAILY DRINK TALLY:
-3 Rum and Coke
-1 shot Rum (straight)
-1 shot Mama Juana
-1 Noche de Acapulco
-1 Passion Tropical
-1 Blue Margarita
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